Useless Bay Golf & Country Club

Langley, WA

Holes

Par

Longest tees

6,443

Shortest tees

4,785

Slope range

107–128

The course, hole by hole

Drawn from the scorecard — every bar is a hole, height is yardage, color is par.

USGA ratings per set. Slope is how much harder it gets when you're not scratch — 113 is neutral.

Tee	Yards	Par	Rating	Slope
Blue	6,443	72	72	128
Blue/White Comb.	6,316	72	71.4	126
White	6,161	72	70.8	124
White/Gold Comb.	5,737	72	68.5	119
Gold	5,595	72	67.5	117
Green	4,785	72	63.9	107

Three honest reads, computed from this course's tee data — the same math the quiz uses. Fame is not fit.

The new golfer

still learning · ~190 off the tee

Play the Greens — 4,785 yds (63.9/107)
Expect 94–100

You can break 100 here. Pick the right tees and stay patient.

The weekend mid

mid-80s to 90s · ~245 off the tee

Play the Whites — 6,161 yds (70.8/124)
Expect 86–92

You can break 90 here on a decent day.

The stick

single digits · ~280 off the tee

Play the Blues — 6,443 yds (72/128)
Expect 80–86

You can break 90 here on a decent day.

Sixty seconds. No account. Your own answer — which tees, what you'll shoot, whether this course wants you — not the average golfer's.